E3 2010: The Top 20 Kinected Press Reactions
June 13, 2010 | 9:40 PM PST
by: Brad Hilderbrand
Microsoft's special Kinect event featuring Cirque du Soleil just wrapped up and we've been spending the evening compiling the top 20 reactions from the gaming press. Check out their confused and befuddled reactions below. For full effect, grab a glass of Kool-Aid before you start reading.
20. @oliviamunn: Walked in late to Microsoft Natal E3 event with every single person in white rob shirt thing.... No. No, I don't want any koolaid, thank u.
19. @jeffcannata: Yes, Kinect does nintendogs, too. But it is a tiger! Extreme!
18. @mattbertz: Somewhere in Los Angeles, Nintendo is laughing
17. @CheapyD: And the only thing better than playing motion control sports mini-games is watching video of other people playing them
16. @Vahn16: That Star Wars trailer was so obviously pre-rendered. I think this event is actually making me angry with it's underwhelming-ness.
15. @CheapyD: I'm in a marketing acid trip!
14. @jwhdavison: At Microsoft thing. Wearing a white sheet, having stepped through a hole in the wall to be greeted by a family in multiple languages.
13. @Vahn16: If any creepy dancing people touch me, I will fight them.
12. @BenKuchera: Guys, you can take the ponchos off, it's called kinect and it has Wii Sports. We know already.
11. @jeffcannata: You know what wod make this event better, Microsoft? Anything.
10. @DanRyckert: According to tweets I've seen, the Kinect event seems to involve: KKK members, magic smocks, floating couches, and people dancing on flowers
9. @GI_AndyMc: In any other place this many people in white sheets would be hit with tear gas. I hate myself right now.
8. @louiethecat: I don't know WTF to think about this but I am scurred and wanna go home.
7. @Andrew_Reiner: I don't even know what to say...
6. @jeffcannata: Microsoft now has a standing army.
5. @jeffgerstmann: So does Sony rename their thing to Müv or Mooove or something now to complete in the misspelled motion controller wars?
4. @Vahn16: From now on, when I'm embarassed, I'm going to imagine everyone in these ponchos.
3.@andrew pfister: Can't wait to see what E3's closing ceremony is like.
2.@Vahn16: The only way this could have been worse was if James Cameron came out and talked for two hours
1. @GI_AndyMc: Now I know why Robbie Bach quit