The people of Hyrule are dumb, naive and can't keep a historical log for shit
So while I enjoy the Hyrule Historias out there and I can lose myself in the lore, the more I play Zelda games the more I realize the sad truth.
These are some stupid motherfuckers
Basically they should know by know that ANYBODY who is named Link and looks like this
Is the fucking hero of time, destiny, pottery, whatthefuckever and needs to be fucking helped because this stuff keeps happening over and over again
Like, every single Zelda game starts with the same bullshit "some long forgotten hero whose name we cant possibly recall wearing the same goddamned clothes everytime saved our shit"
These guys need to stop with their magic shit and maybe start focusing on PROPER BOOKKEEPING. Next time you get some of that triforce, can you invest in librarians?
ALSO, its really obvious that allowing a 12-19 year old to obtain the triforce and then do whatever the fuck he wants is a really bad idea. After every Zelda game things are OK for a while and everything goes to shit again! MAYBE they shouldn't focus on short term solutions to all their problems and start thinking long term? Like, nobody has noticed the pattern that this Ganon guy keeps coming back? Think humans wouldnt notice if Hitler kept coming back from the dead? All these Links with their green clothes obviously peaked at an early age and have commitment issues and zero managing skills.
This raises another point, that the Hyrule royal family are a bunch of incompetents who
-cant raise and train a proper army
-keep no reliable historical records
-maintain hostile relations with all neighboring countries
-lack in proper exploration and cant seem to discover the myriad of secret worlds out there
-stash away the crowns fortune on pots and tall grass
So, they're bad at finance, relations and culture. 3 out of 3, can we have some change in the leadership already?
To conclude. Too many games, too many repeating patterns. Hyrule doesnt get in trouble because of some curse by a dude with a head on fire, its because the people responsible cant manage success for shit.