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99 ways to get killed in Resident Evil
1. Petting the doggies.
2. Socializing with the town's people.
3. Trusting Wesker.
4. Letting a girl give you a hickey in Raccoon City.
5. Picking up blue herbs when you could have saved the space for the green ones.
6. Splitting up and looking for clues instead of sticking together.
7. Playing tough with Nemesis instead of fleeing for the police station.
8. Trying to outlick a licker.
9. Expecting to kill anything with a knife.
10. Falling in love with Claire.
11. Trying to come to an amicable agreement with Nemesis.
12. Signing up for the Bravo Team.
13. Running out of bullets.
14. Trying to kill the spiders with bug spray rather than flame rounds.
15. Ignoring the typewriters.
16. Ignoring the plants on the ground.
17. Walking into the zombies.
18. Having a fear of rocket launchers.
19. Attempting to kill the spiders.
20. Running around Raccoon City not carrying any weapons with Nemesis chasing. (i.e. Brad Vickers.)
21. Investigating that dead guy on the ground.
22. Letting Rebecca try to save you from a snake bite.
23. Having a severe case of arachnophobia and a weak heart.
24. Hearing Nemesis' stomping and thinking that it's just the wind.
25. French kiss a licker.
26. Taking a drink from the G-Virus sample.
27. Looking for keys instead of shooting the locks out.
28. Trying to make friends with a hunter.
29. Being related to a STARS member.
30. Being strangled to death by a plant because you mixed the formula wrong.
31. Stopping to feed the birds.
32. Thinking zombies aren't real and going to Raccoon City to prove it.
33. Walking slower when you're hurt.
34. Sympathizing with the monsters.
35. Messing with the Tyrants chamber instead of leaving it the hell alone!
36. Going anywhere near the Shark's baby.
37. Trying to reason with the Zombies.
38. Staring at Jill when Nemesis is about to kill you.
39. Locking yourself in an item box and hoping to come out near the end of the game.
40. Asking a Zombie for directions. They hate that.
41. Walking through Raccoon City drunk stumbling around and getting mistaken for a Zombie by a STARS member.
42. Stopping to admire the flora.
43. Getting out of the helicopter.
44. Being an Umbrella scientist.
45. Using the combat knife like a house wife instead of like a soldier.
46. Listening to your travel agent when they tell you how beautiful Raccoon City is.
47. Stay in the room with any STARS member for more than 30 seconds.
48. Bringing all your Nerf guns instead of your real guns.
49. Trusting Nicolai.
50. Seeking shelter in the police station.
51. Choosing a combat knife over a rocket launcher.
52. Choosing a combat knife over any other weapon.
53. Trusting any member of the Birkin family. Especially that little one.
54. Thinking Mr. X is there to save you.
55. Thinking that the heavily armed men in Biohazard suits are there to save you.
56. Thinking that the plantlife is harmless.
57. Thinking that all the giant moths can do is eat your clothes.
58. Having a true brave friend like Brad Vickers.
59. Drinking a soft drink made by Umbrella.
60. Walking up to Nemesis and kindly ask him to stop shooting you.
61. Opening closets.
62. Dating Alexia Ashford.
63. Trying to high five a hunter.
64. Being a member of the Ashford family.
65. Going insane. (i.e. Chief Irons, Alexander Ashford).
66. Taking your time reloading your weapons.
67. Calling Nemesis a sissy.
68. Calling Nemesis at all.
69. Running around Raccoon City in a shirt and a skirt.
70. Trying to make the G-Virus from Birkin.
71. Calling Barry a wuss.
72. Staying anywhere near Raccoon City. (they bomb the place).
73. Signing up to be a test subject for an experiment conducted by the Umbrella Corp.
74. Locking yourself in the back of a truck after your entire family had been killed by Zombies.
75. Having sex with a zombie.
76. Stopping and suggesting that a hunter needs a manicure.
77. Holding your rocket launcher the wrong way.
78. Wearing sunglasses at night & inside.
79. Using a stapler to kill zombies.
80. Being the guy from Animal Planet trying to wrestle the crocodile and the spiders.
81. Holding a combat knife by the wrong end.
82. Dressing as a Hunter during their mating session.
83. Getting shot by the cops for possessing green herbs.
84. Not respecting a zombie cop's authoritah!
85. Thinking the doggies are jumping through the windows because they are happy to see you.
86. Thinking a group of zombies are a mosh pit.
87. Putting Nemesis in a dress.
88. Trying to sell Amway in Raccoon City. (or selling it anywhere for that matter).
89. Trying to converse with Mr. X.
90. Examining bodies on the ground.
91. Wearing anything with a STARS logo on it, while Nemesis is roaming around.
92. Telling a Tyrant that Nemesis is stronger.
93. Telling Nemesis that Tyrants are stronger.
94. Tell a zombie he needs a Tic-Tac.
95. Thinking Hunk's mission will be easy.
96. Being a block of tofu and only carrying a knife to protect you.
97. Asking Nemesis for an autograph.
98. Selling Girl Scout cookies in Raccoon City.
99. Wearing a T-shirt that says, "Eat me!"