Vince: ".... and thats when Roman wins again, with AJ taking the loss again for the forth time."
Shane: "I mean, we could have Roman not win every match. AJ winning is ok. Losing is just as much apart of a storyline as winning, look at real life sports. You have to lose a bunch to really making winning that much more special."
An audible gasp from the writers team fills the room. Vince turns a bright shade of purple and crushes the coffee cup he is holding, Steph immediately starts crying, HHH runs to the broom closet and gets out a shovel- immediately hugging it, whispering sweet nothings to it inaudibly
Vince: Where the FUCK did that come from GODDAMNIT.
Writer #234343: Who comes up with this shit, what a loon!
Steph: IF I DONT GET TO SLAP ONE OF THE MALE TALENT ITS GETTING CUT. ILL WEAR A CANCER AWARENESS/ANTI BULLY SHIRT SO I CAN STILL PHYSICALLY ABUSE PEOPLE IRONICALLY WHILE STILL USING CANCER FOR MY OWN GAIN
HHH: (whispering) "Shh, its ok little Diglet, he didn't mean it. He doesn't know what he is saying" (Haitch holds the shovel even closer to his chest, with a sad, knowing smile)
Shane: "... I uh, well, I mean we could book several people to be the top draw instead of just Roman winning every mat-"
Vince: THATS ENOUGH DAMMNIT. YOUR CRAZY LUNATIC IDEAS BELONG IN THE AMBROSE ASLYUM TM! GET OUT OF HERE. STEPH, YOUR IN CHARGE AGAIN, WRITE ANOTHER AUTHORITY ANGLE WHERE YOU SLAP EVERY LEAGUE OF NATIONS MEMBER IN THE FACE THEN ROMAN PINS ALL OF THEM AT ONCE.
Shane: "I'm going back to China, Triple H is literally french kissing a shovel with Shawn Micheals gear on it"