SEGA Exec 1: Those barbaric westerners keep asking us to release "Ryuu ga Gotoku 3" in their country. What should we do? We can't say that this game is tailored specifically to our fellow Japanese's refined taste and culture. They can't possibly understand it.
SEGA Exec 2: Ignore them. What can they do? Probably just post on some lame message board begging for it.
SEGA Exec 3: We can't do that. It'd damage our company's international reputation......or whatever's left of it.
SEGA Exec 2: Oh, I know! Let's release it then but let's give them the UGLIEST cover we can come up with.
SEGA Exec 4:
Genius idea! Let's cover Kazuma's face with ratings or something and give it a tacky red background.
SEGA Exec 1: You guys are awesome! But that's not enough! What else can we do to screw them over?
SEGA Exec 4: Why don't we cut out contents from the game? Then we claim that we don't have enough time to translate those parts. Don't forget to mention that we want to bring the game to their country sooo much that we feel that it'd be better if we just release the game with cut contents.
SEGA Exec 1: What else? We need more ideas, people!!
SEGA Exec 3: Let's release it at the same time as other PS3 releases. That way it'd get ignored by most barbaric westerners. Say.....almost the same time as "FFXIII"?
SEGA Exec 2: Let's release "Resonance of Fate" around the same time as well.
SEGA Exec 3: *high five* That'd teach those damn dirty westerners some manners.
SEGA Exec 2: When "Ryuu ga Gotoku 4" comes out, they won't beg for "Yakuza 4" anymore. Hurr hurr.
SEGA Exec 1: You guys are getting a raise. Now, who's up for Bukkake?
