"Dave Chapelle"
I'm a comedian and I'm always on the road
and a person like me gets HORNY
I'm Dave Chapelle and I'm a "Chronic Masterbate"
I try to wack off to my PC
But i thought it was too much of clickidy clack clickidy clack
But with My MAC the video resolution is soo clear,
I saw parts of the Vagina that I didn't even know existed
The Lavias and the Flabias and all the other Flip Flaps
Man I'm a "Chronic Masterbate"
I dont know what the keys are made of, but whatever it is none stick
And with I-Tunes I can listen to music while I'm masterbating
"Wu-Tang Clan aint nothin to mess with"
I'm Dave Chapelle and I love Internet Porn
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