There's a guy named CAPCOM who has three girlfriends; Sony, Ninty, and Missy. He always assures each of them that they are the only one for him but he cheats on all three of them all the time. Sony has always been there for him but lately Ninty has lost some weight and seems to be a good time so he is spending more time with her.
Last week the new Monster Hunter movie came out and Sony was so excited. CAPCOM and Sony had gone and seen all the Monster Hunter movies before on the day they were released and they had always had a great time. But on the night of the premier CAPCOM calls Sony and says, "We have to talk, I have to work late and I can't make it to the movie." Sony thinks, oh that's OK, I guess I'll just see it by myself. But when Sony gets to the movie theater she finds that CAPCOM didn't have to work late at all! He's cheating on her and he went to the movie with Ninty instead!
Sony is shocked, after all the things she did with CAPCOM, all the good times they had together. She remembers when CAPCOM was just some broke loser and she was the only one that would give him the time of day. She even connected him with all the leads that he used to get his fancy high paying job and his promotions and made him into the big shot that he was today. Without Sony, CAPCOM would just be some broke bum but CAPCOM felt no loyalty. She even remembered before when CAPCOM had strayed and gone to the Biohazrd 4 movie with Ninty. However, Ninty wasn't much fun back then and CAPCOM came back with his tail between his legs and the newly released Biohazard 4 DVD a few months over and they renewed their relationship.
So, Sony confronted CAPCOM. "You jerk, how could you just pull the rug out from under me with this slut Ninty! After all I've done for you! Sure she may seem hot RIGHT NOW but I've always been there for you and THIS is how you repay me!!!"
So CAPCOM replied, "Sony, baby, you know you're really important to me, Ninty and I are just friends, that's all."
"Bull!" said Sony, "if you were just friends then why wouldn't you have invited me as well. There is clearly more to this."
"I swear, we're just friends," pleaded CAPCOM, "look, let me make this up to you, next week I'll surprise you with something really special and then you'll see how much I REALLY care about you. You know I love you Sony!"
Sony was really excited! What would the present be!? She knew that CAPCOM could be really creative at times. Would it be a date to go see Biohazard 5 without that slut Missy hanging on or what. Maybe a new Megaman toy or something completely new. Heck, she would have even accepted an apology card.
The week passed and Sony was full of excitement.
CAPCOM rang the doorbell. "Sony, I thought maybe you and I could go somewhere really special, it's a resort in the Carribean called Lost Planet and it's supposed to be really amazing. We can go there and it can be our special place, somewhere that just the two of us can share. It's going to be..."
And Sony just slammed the door. She knew that more than a year ago Missy and CAPCOM had gone to Lost Planet on a romantic holiday. What kind of a scumbag tries to regive a gift. She had also heard that Lost Planet wasn't all it was cracked up to be, the bungalows were infested with giant insects and although it was in the Carribean it snowed there year round. CAPCOM was dead to her, she couldn't believe that he thought that a trip to Lost Planet would seriously make her return to him. What a lying, cheating, gift-regiving scumbag! And for him to have the audacity to think that such a cheap present would make her feel better. CAPCOM clearly thought very little of her intelligence and self-esteem.